I’ve been doing controversial things with my life for the past fifteen years or more, and since I write about those things and also speak about them, I’ve upset a number of people who disapprove of one axis of controversy of mine (or more than one). Sometimes those people email me with hate mail or death threats. (No one has ever actually done anything more than that, and I doubt they ever will.) Sometimes, however, they decide that the things I’ve actually done (and written and speechified proudly about all over the place) are not heinous enough to convince other people of how Truly Evil I am, so they use their imagination and come up with new and bizarre things that I have supposedly done.
These rumors have been piling up in my inbox for some time now. Some make me blink, some make me roll my eyes, a few actually make me drop my jaw. “I supposedly did what!?” They’re good for entertainment value, anyway.
And I’d like to share some of that entertainment with you all. This page is for all the wild and bizarre rumors going around about me. If you’ve seen or heard even more wild and bizarre rumors about me, please do send them to me so that I can put them up on this page and my friends and I can all have another good laugh at some wild-eyed rumor-monger’s expense.