Most of my services I can only do in person, however, I can interpret astrological charts without physically being with the person in question. For an astrological reading, I can give you an extensive written document about yourself, your loved ones, your relationships, and your future areas of challenge or opportunity. If you order transits, I can also give you shamanic remedies to help you make the most of your future situations. Each interpretation is approximately ten pages, perhaps more.
What I can’t do with an astrological reading: Check your energy, your spiritual destiny, what Gods may or may not be bothering you, gauge your sanity, prescribe herbs, do spells for you, or tell you how to win the lottery. For all but the last item, you need to have an in-person reading done. For the last item, call a phone psychic.
Why am I charging money for these readings, when I’m only allowed to do in-person shamanic readings for barter? Because I am allowed to charge money for things that I make and craft, including writing, and you’re paying for all the hours I’ll be putting in writing up your information in a clear and understandable manner. If you came to my office in person with a tape recorder, and I just talked and never had to touch a keyboard, the fee would be fixed by my usual barter rules. If that is what you’d prefer, please see my Policies for Shamanic Readings.
If you cannot come for a reading in person and would like to order an astrological reading, fill out the relevant parts of the following form.
